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{February 2, 2014}   Not in my Bed

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Good God… I’m never getting laid again. Not in my lair anyway. My bed has clearly been taken over by much hair-ier creatures. I too must sleep curled up in a tiny ball to keep from being pushed onto the floor.
This must be what it’s like to have children.

P.S.
Don’t go getting all offended by the above content. I’m just saying what we’ve all thought at one time or another.



{February 1, 2014}   You’re Not the Guy to Change Me

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{January 30, 2014}   Reality Check

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{January 29, 2014}   He Owns Me
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I wonder what would happen if my pager went off right now??? Haha.

Harley’s second day home and he owns me. Or at least he thinks he does. I’ve found him to be very possessive of me, he doesn’t want anyone coming near me and it’s all I can do to hold him back so someone can enter my house. I got me a real guard dog!
He slept in my bed with me last night and I learned that he is a big bed hog. He pushes me to the edge of the bed, lays across the bed and partially on top of me. He’s such a sweet boy. All he wants is to be with me or on me at all times.
Yep, he definitely owns me!



{January 28, 2014}   Love, Love, LOVE Ellen!

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Hahaha



{January 27, 2014}   Welcome Home Harley!

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This is Harley. I rescued him from a shelter this morning. He’s such a sweet, loving dog… unless he’s never met you before. He’s a Boxer/Greyhound. In his former home poor Harley was abused and neglected, he’s still very underweight. He does not like men or loud people. I think we’re a match made in Heaven ๐Ÿ™‚
I’m looking forward to our life together from today forward. There’s nothing as rewarding as rescuing an animal ๐Ÿ™‚



{January 22, 2014}   Questionable Sense of Humor

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Hahaha I think this is hilarious!
But I may have a questionable sense of humor…



{January 21, 2014}   Homo’s Date Women?

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Who doesn’t love the Golden Girls?!



{January 16, 2014}   Lesbians and Abortion

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The woman makes a pretty good point.
Love Chelsea!



{January 6, 2014}   Early Bird
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My drive and the sunrise Friday morning. Gorgeous after getting a foot of snow overnight!

We’ve gotten a lot of snow over the last week. Between two storms we got just over two feet of it.
I saw a surgeon last Monday and he backed out of doing my surgery because it’s โ€œbeyond his scope”. So Friday morning I saw another surgeon and he’s willing to operate on my shoulder. I have a SLAP (superior labrum anterior to posterior) tear that involves the bicep tendon. I go in Thursday morning for the operation that is expected to take four to six hours. In addition to anchoring the labrum he has to cut my upper arm open, cut the bicep tendon, grind a chunk of bone from my humorous and reattach the tendon to my humorous. The surgeon expects the recovery to take anywhere from six to twelve months, the first three of which will be spent with my dominant arm in a rigid brace instead of a sling.
I will have a lot of time to think, that’s for sure. I won’t be able to do much of anything else. Even driving is out if the question for as long as I’m in the brace ๐Ÿ˜ฆ
BUT… I will come back stronger than ever!



et cetera