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{March 30, 2014}   Hibernate the Time Away

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^^ Yep, that’s totally me!



{February 15, 2014}   Queer Mystery

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{February 9, 2014}   This is the Way That We Live

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Life according to The L Word. Ahh, gotta love The L Word… and Jennifer Beals! I have just one question, am I the only one who can’t stand Jenny???



{February 7, 2014}   My Guardian Angel is an Alcoholic

There’s a reason the boys at work call me “Oopsie”.
Tonight I went home to make some dinner- ham, mixed veggies and some cheesy bread with freshly shredded cheese. I was rocking out to some Godsmack and cooking when I reached over to grab a spoon and caught my arm on the slicer. And it did what it’s supposed to do- it sliced- clean and deep. Si after a trip to the ER, six stitches and a dozen steri strips I’m put back together.
I will admit that I was quite pissed off until… my nurse walked in. Whoa baby! Drop-dead gorgeous and as sweet as can be. Of course I was still wearing my uniform so the ER staff automatically respected me (why don’t they treat everyone the same?). Obviously at that point I was all like, “Nah, it doesn’t hurt, it’s just a little scratch, nah I don’t any lidocaine…”. Haha.
“Pain hurts but only for a minute, life is short short so go on and live it, ’cause the chicks dig it!”.

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Wrapped like a mummy.



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Yessss! I need one of these. ASAP. How awesome would that be?!



{February 5, 2014}   The Never-ending Story

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Come on, I can’t possibly be the only one! Haha.



{February 2, 2014}   Not in my Bed

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Good God… I’m never getting laid again. Not in my lair anyway. My bed has clearly been taken over by much hair-ier creatures. I too must sleep curled up in a tiny ball to keep from being pushed onto the floor.
This must be what it’s like to have children.

P.S.
Don’t go getting all offended by the above content. I’m just saying what we’ve all thought at one time or another.



{February 1, 2014}   You’re Not the Guy to Change Me

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{January 30, 2014}   Reality Check

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{January 28, 2014}   Love, Love, LOVE Ellen!

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Hahaha



et cetera