Sarge enjoying a relaxing evening

It’s my Mother’s Birthday! We’re sitting around the living room drinking wine, martinis and White Russians, singing karaoke. Okay… I’M not singing, but we’re all having a good time.
Sarge included!

Okay, so my best friend is having her birthday party tonight at a karaoke bar… She was incredibly disappointed when I explained to her yesterday why I wouldn’t be able to make it. You know, the whole anxiety thing. Tonight, I texted her- “So sorry I can’t make it tonight. Have a drink for me and have fun! Love you!”. Well, my plan is to shock the shit out of her by actually showing up. I have two hours to go before I leave… let’s hope I can do this. To distract myself from the impending departure from my comfort zone, I guess I’ll spend the time left getting ready. You know, getting fully outfitted in “dyke-wear”. Haha.

Wish me luck!

et cetera